In a half-century, Annabel Crabb has been a farm hand, cookbook author, political correspondent, podcaster, mother, defendant and intruder in political kitchens. In her show she fires off 50 things she’s learned over 50 years, from a farm upbringing (#8: Don’t Get A Rabbit) to kitchen tips (#28: A Life Changing Way To Store Spices) to life around politics (#23: When Dressing For Lunch At Clive Palmer’s House, Choose Something Non-Flammable) all the way through to ageing and dealing with grief. Lessons range from broad (#13: Life’s Too Short To Work For Dickheads) to extremely specific (#22: If You’re Doing An Event With Hillary Clinton, Do Not Drink The Glass Of Hot Water Covered With A Fancy Doily That Is Placed Carefully Backstage. It is For Hillary Clinton And Not For You).

Gwen insisted she make a Tea Towel for Crabb’s 50 years tour. There’s a unique illustration on the tea towel for every one of the 50 things she’s learned. See if you can guess what each of them relates to! Comes in a nice wrap, perfect as a gift. 100% cotton. Available online for those who weren’t able to purchase from Mini Gwen or Mini Crabb at a show.