In the ultimate grift, Crabb and Sales hit London's Royal College Of Music and conjure the High Priestess herself - MARINA HYDE!!!! - in honour of Chat 10 Looks 3's tenth birthday. Ms Hyde, who somehow remains fresh as a daisy after the British election, submits graciously to the birthday pair's fervent genuflection and nervous self-abasement, in particular Leigh Sales' extended soliloquy about moors, and what makes them different from, for instance, heaths. Then she moves on to Jeremy Clarkson. How is this show still alive? Yes, we're all wondering.

Another arts festival, another chance for Sales to go on a crazy solo adventure without asking her friends first if it's a good idea.  Crabb meanwhile has been rubbing shoulders with literary god and Chat 10 darling Ann Patchett.

Much talk of musicals this week (Waitress, Dear Evan Hanson, Cats even!), but the headline news is that Crabb has watched a Ryan Reynolds film and this prompts an indecent proposal from Sales.

Look, not to be pessimistic, but Sales has some controversial views on Taylor Swift that will probably prove the end of us all. Also mentioned: After The Party, White Fever, Beyonce.... oh never mind. We're doomed anyway.

Crabb, fresh from the federal budget, is incredulous that Sales is still going with her Ryan Reynolds binge, albeit via detours into Baby Reindeer, Ripley and Scoop.

After watching Stutz, Crabb and Sales delve into the world of therapy, with detours along the way via ketchup, ageing and happiness.

Sales is still going through Ryan Reynolds’ back catalogue, but suddenly declares that she “believes” Adam Sandler is a more bankable actor.  Crabb accuses her of Fox News-style truthiness and hits the interwebs to uncover the truth, via detours of The Rock, Keanu Reeves and MILF Manor.

Crabb shows Sales an extraordinary dance routine by Hollywood A-lister Tom Holland (and later is crushed by her teenage daughter acidly informing her that everyone in the world saw that video seven years ago when it first came out). Who cares, because Leigh Sales is touring with the Australian Chamber Orchestra, and Crabb is interviewing Ann Patchett for the Sydney Writers' Festival, so suck on that, kids.