Crabb and Sales have been ‘dialling up’ podcasts that cover everything from the porn industry to excessive rock ’n roll debauchery. They also discuss their summer reading highlights.

Sales and Crabb watch the movie Cats and are more entertained by each other’s reactions than by the film itself. The only achievement of the film was to quench Sales’ desire for Idris Elba, now replaced by Adam Driver.

The traditional end-of-year live romp at the ANU's Llewellyn Hall, in which Crabb applies a pre-Christmas discount to the Twelve Days of Christmas and Sales commits an epic faux-pas of such glory that Crabb will be smiling for the rest of her days. ANU vice-chancellor Brian Schmidt demonstrates that as well as winning Nobels and making wine, he can also rip out a pretty handy bundt.

Sales is irritable at having to attend a fancy dress party but Crabb has some inspired costume suggestions.

Sales is unhappy to find that Demi Moore's autobiography isn't as juicy as she hoped, whereas Crabb seems totally fine that the primary anecdote about "Ghost" relates to learning pottery.

Recorded Live at Hamer Hall, Arts Centre Melbourne, Friday 1st November 2019.

After mispronouncing and mocking the names of a couple of authors, Crabb and Sales agree that there never has been an easier time to stop being ignorant.